{"id":220,"date":"2008-12-20T20:18:03","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T00:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/?p=220"},"modified":"2008-12-20T20:18:03","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T00:18:03","slug":"cleaning-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/?p=220","title":{"rendered":"cleaning up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cleaning up &#8212; relatives coming &#8212; and found my notebook from my year of student teaching.  Taped on it were three items:<\/p>\n<p>1.  Doonesbury: Passages of Parenthood<br \/>\nthe day he&#8217;s born<br \/>\nthe first day of school<br \/>\nthe day he finally leaves home<br \/>\nthe day he moves back.   <\/p>\n<p>2.  An Overboard cartoon that begins &#8220;think they had any trouble finding replacements ?&#8221; and ends with a picture of two gorillas staring off into the midst.  <\/p>\n<p>3.  A brilliant bill watterson cartoon featuring the following monologue:  <\/p>\n<p>I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them.  I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.  With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report?  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;the dynamics of interbeing and monological imperatives in Dick and Jane: A study in psychic transrelational gender modes.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Academia here I come!  <\/p>\n<p>4.  A Philadelphia Ranger Corps sticker, a &#8220;Die yuppie scum sticker&#8221;, a Walt Mink sticker, and a political sticker reading &#8220;A heartbeat away&#8230;Quayle or gore? Elect Clinton President.&#8221;   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cleaning up &#8212; relatives coming &#8212; and found my notebook from my year of student teaching. Taped on it were three items: 1. Doonesbury: Passages of Parenthood the day he&#8217;s born the first day of school the day he finally leaves home the day he moves back. 2. An Overboard cartoon that begins &#8220;think they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/?p=220\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">cleaning up<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8rNFZ-3y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrclapper.com\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}