Book bank closed

Sad story here, detailing how an old school that served as a free source of texts for Philly teachers has closed.

The real tragedy is that most suburban high schools have closets full of texts and materials Philadelphia teachers would happily use. Textbooks aren’t the only answer — I would have happily traded all my textbooks for a high-speed copy machine with a real service contract — but they’re a start.

Hopefully not me

AUSTIN, TX—University of Texas professor Thom Windham once again furthered the cause of human inquiry in a class lecture Monday, as he continued his longtime practice of finding connections between things and other things, pointing out these parallels, and then elaborating on them in detail, campus sources reported.

The Onion